Who hasn't played tag at some point as a child, but when did they make tag a pro sport?

I have so many questions.

Why would Arnold Schwarzenegger and ESPN be involved in this?

And how in the world did I end up running down this rabbit trail?

And finally, how in the heck do these guys move like that?

The dude in pink is Kyle Soderman. He's ridiculously good at not being touched, like an introvert who decided to take the lifestyle seriously.

They call him the Duke of Dodge (apparently that's a real title, it's an English sport after all, just short of being a Knight of Flight).

Here's a collection of his best moves this season on the way to the championship.

(Yes, there's a championship.)

I hated kids like that on the playground, but I'm not going to lie, it's fun to watch as an adult.

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