We are quickly approaching the Marco Rubio singularity.
Before we know it the entire Washington D.C. megaplex will just be one giant Rubio.
From Little Marco making fun of Trump's tiny hands, to being one of the most important people in the second Trump Administration.
It's almost like Rubio is scooping up open positions like they're Pokémon. He's gotta catch them all.
It won't be long now.
P.S. Now check out our latest video 👇
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