Gavin Newsom is making my job easy today:
THAT'S A REAL POST!
Newsom's people have to be trolling us at this point, because Biden famously fell off his bike in front of the press:
Newsom is also celebrating the only U.S. president in history who was bullied into stepping down because his cognitive issues were a serious concern.
The Justice Department even declined to hold Biden accountable for mishandling classified docs because his brain is so shot!
I dunno if Newsom's people are hyper aware (using irony to poke fun at Biden while attacking Trump) or totally clueless, but either way I am here for it.
My job publishing news that's too crazy for satire has never been more secure!
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