In it's continued quest to viciously deconstruct and murder every comic book IP in their possession, Warner Brothers is bringing you a new spin on your favorite caped crusader, and it looks so bad we have to share it with you so you can laugh at it too.
Behold ... AZTEC BATMAN!
That's right: They reimagined batman as an Aztec, one of the most evil and bloodthirsty civilizations to ever exist.
We'll stop talking and just show you this steaming hot pile of garbage for yourself:
So the Aztecs are the good guys, and the European explorers are the evil bloodthirsty villains? Wow, we've never seen that one before.
As a refresher, here's what the Aztecs were actually like:
Even the woke Los Angeles Times had to admit - 20 years ago, no less! - that the evidence of mass evils detailed by the Spanish explorers is true.
The dig turned up other clues to support descriptions of sacrifices in the Magliabecchi codex, a pictorial account painted between 1600 and 1650 that includes human body parts stuffed into cooking dishes, and people sitting around eating, as the god of death looks on.
Thank God that evil empire was brought to swift justice.
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