The Onion almost did this bit perfectly and I simply cannot stop laughing.
They throw their usual lefty stuff in here and there, but man would this be the perfect sketch if they made it a little more offensive.
The joke is that there's a trans person at the White House and an alarm went off, causing an evacuation.
And I think I know who it was!
Bro must've forgotten his luggage!
And the JD Vance eyeliner bit was just perfect.
Glad the leftists are allowing themselves to make gay jokes again!
It's been too long!
Oh, I almost missed this gem:
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Yo, The Onion, I know you're a big competitor of ours, but let's keep the comedy coming back! You guys are on the right track, and we'd love to see you be even more funny and even less angry about Trump.
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