Good news for any supervillains worried about radioactive turtles in the UK.
Yes, the United Kingdom made a promise. And that promise was to ban "ninja swords."
We are living in the stupidest times.
(I guess Samurai swords are still fine?)
This is all part of a larger crackdown on knives in the UK, since there has been a mysterious exponential rise in stabbings since the UK started importing Muslims from all over the world.
Everyone knows the best way to stop the problem is to ban the knives, and "ninja swords" are probably the worst offender!
How long until this classic Bee headline is fulfilled? 👇
I'll dive into the ratio on this one, because Starmer's crackdown on knives is one of the dumbest things to grace our newsfeeds.
Does he really think banning ninja swords will work?
Doesn't Starmer know, a ninja is so much more than his weapon??
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