Here's what I know about the Epstein Files before leaving work for the weekend:
The Justice Department had until end of day on December 19th to release the files, and they got to it ... eventually.
You can visit the site here, but good luck on the wait queue.
I became best buds with this little guy:
When you do finally get through and manage to figure out how to even search through the files, you get hit with, well, walls of black text.
There are apparently a few new photos, mostly of Bill Clinton.
Bill seemed really comfy:
Michael Jackson was also in a photo with Bill, because why not?
Aaaand:
The president of China also made an appearance (IYKYK).
We'll update if there's any other groundbreaking revelations.
In summary, even after Congress passed a law demanding that the American people get the answers they need, and then the president signed that law ... some things about this totally normal sex trafficker are still too sensitive for our supposed public servants to share with us peasants.
Mmk.
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