Welp, it's January 5th, 2024. The Epstein list is being released and now there's an alleged cover-up of an alien invasion.
Per Newsweek, this happened a few days ago in Miami. Four teenagers were arrested following the incident.
More than 60 police cars swarmed the Bayside Marketplace in downtown Miami on Monday night to shut down a fight involving a group of teenagers who were also throwing fireworks at each other in the open-air shopping mall.
Four teenagers were arrested in connection to the incident, as reported by local WPLG-TV. According to the suspects' arrest reports mentioned by the television station, the juveniles were "causing a riot inside the mall" and "causing panic."
But, there's video outside the mall and somehow people think that this video proves that there was an 8- to 10-foot-tall shadow creature lurking around the Miami mall.
That's totally an alien. You can tell because it's about a quarter mile away from the camera and the police don't seem to notice it and no one does anything about it.
Duh!
Someone call the Men In Black!!
You may be skeptical, but don't worry guys, I know who will get to the bottom of this: Newsweek!
Newsweek contacted Miami Police Department for comment by email on Friday.
Miami police said that two of the male teenagers arrested, aged 15, are facing charges of burglary, third-degree grand theft, battery and resisting an officer without violence. The two other arrested teens, aged 14 and 16, were charged with resisting an officer without violence.
Yes, they asked the police about the incident and they didn't mention the aliens.
So I guess that clears things up.
You think they'd really tell us if aliens had come to the mall in Miami and engaged in a shootout with Florida teens? That's not something THEY want you to know!
(Unless they're using Project Blue Beam to advance the Nephilim agenda!)
This is a healthy reminder that there are crazy people on all sides.
And while Matt Walsh is sold on the aliens, other conservatives are skeptical:
He makes a decent point!
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